Friday, July 04, 2008

Dirty deeds damage DPMs

While the rest of the world grapple with economic woes, the two pretenders to Putrajaya slug it out like never before, publicly punching for power while tarring and feathering each with innuendoes and infidelities.

Yes, no love lost between Anwar Ibrahim and Najib Abdul Razak, once members of the Wawasan Team that swept through the 1993 UMNO party elections but now nemesis raising each other's tempratures as they race to be Prime Minister.

Sodomy charges return to dog Anwar, this time from a university dropout who became driver and then an assistant on allowance who accompanied the sacked deputy prime minister for meetings in and out of Malaysia.

It was also a driver a decade ago and both accusations include posh private condominiums just a few corners from either house or office.  Is it a case of old habits or the same scriptwriter?

Altantuya Shaariibuu haunts Najib again but the latest revelations blow the allegations away as private dick Balasubramaniam Perumal flip-flopped like a government that cannot decide to give us cheap fuel or pricey petrol with postal paybacks.

So both trade allegations and punch holes in each other's tattered reputations instead of giving real leadership in the real world spinning away with an economy out of control in an age of sky-rocketting prices and inflation.

The Siber Party of Malaysia (M) says Malaysia needs real leadership, not damaged DPMs with alleged dirty deeds or government officials who might bend over backwards or forwards for the pleasure of their political masters.

Dirty deeds, like talk and comment, is cheap and free.  We want more than that.


Anonymous said...

So how? Dulu depa kata ada alternative. Now looks like same, same. Shame, shame.
These days some of us feel like not getting up in the morning. Scared to see the headlines. Stocks down, living expenses up, leka kan kita dgn cerita c4, sodomy, SD.

Dek Mat said...


Memang ada alternative.

If you're scared to read the morning headlines, mouse over to and watch a couple of videos.

And you can vote for us too.

A greedy, crooked and horny Malaysian politician said...


Sodomy is a useful word
recently said and heard,
in Malaysian homes and offices
it’s all about famous orifices.
What is going on, you wonder
when Bala steals the thunder,
finger pointing the magic word
to the delight of a horny herd
Organs united, names forgotten?
VIPs are really rotten
Saifool he knows and did not know
doubts about Aminah begin to grow
of whose loose lips he was afraid
but liked her other end instead;
of course he knew it wasn't right
but it felt so good and tight!
You could not hump like Greeks
the Hindenburg’s fat cheeks;
what her hubby found so succulent
was making Rosmah trucculent.
And so she thought, the time was due
for a nice Mongolian barbecue.
Enter the analyst, not so anal,
who found the girl too banal;
fearing supernatural harm
from her juicy feminine charm,
he hired Bala straightaway
to keep the honeytrap at bay
but private dicks were of no match
for Aminah's superlative snatch
and now that Najib had had his fill,
he would not share the till;
right after the submarine deal,
Aminah's fate he would seal.
Now Rosmah had one idea
on how to kenakan dia
"Let’s bomb the bombshell,
let's send her to hell."
Thus perished the hapless beauty
after translation and booty duty;
now Rosmah’s ass was happy
until one blogger got yappy;
this Hindenburg nearly caught fire
yet to sue she has no desire.
But Najib's part in this murder
will travel much further;
despite his media actions
and one or two retractions,
some questions will remain
a big part of his bane–
how did Altantuya really die?
and why did he have to lie?
Did he pay off Bala savvily,
or threaten to C4 his family?
What acts could be more despised?
With his money, we’re not surprised;
after all, he's such a bully beast,
to him and him alone, at least,
magic words that cannot apply–
are useful for making rivals die.

Anonymous said...

everyone's "damaged" in politics? just a question of degree?
a case of the same scriptwriter or old habits die hard?
looks like muhyddin hit the jackpot?