Saturday, April 11, 2009

Cabinets and Excess Baggage Room

Folks, we are a bit, let's just say, worried.

One, too few visitors here. Have we offended you? We are no longer serious? You tell us.

The Siber Party of Malaysia (M) does not only promise to change but has changed. From now on, we don't accept any more new members or readers.

So begone.

Two, the putative prime minister Najib Abdul Razak has just formed a 'lean and mean' cabinet that is just two short of the former list of ministers but two more than the old cohort of deputy ministers.

So take out two here, add two there and voila! you have a 'lean and mean' cabinet. Must be all that science and mathematics in English that has us confused.

Many have spoken about this new Najib Administration and the power-behind-the-throne, so to speak. They speak not of a Cabinet but of an excess baggage room of those who might, let's just say, not have any personality, integrity and some kind of gritty.

The Siber Party of Malaysia (M) knows it can do better. With the five of us in Parliament, we can form a better, leaner and meaner Cabinet than the tail end of R.A.H.M.A.N. can ever do.

We have sliced and diced the ministries to five. The Siber Party of Malaysia (M) knows it just takes five to make One Malaysia, One This , One That and One-something-or-other.

The most important ministry deals with money, industry and all things finance. We have named this MILF - Ministry of Money, Inefficiency, Looting and Frauds.

The second deals with education, information, religion, welfare and the pursuit of all things Malaysian. We call it after our hero's theory, MC2 - Ministry of Mind Control and Charlatans

The third deals with trade, policies, sports and everything in between. Its called CUP - Ministry of Cronyism and Unfair Policies.

The fourth ministry is for health, environment and the future of our country, the youth. Its named HEY - Health, Environment and Youth.

The fifth ministry is by far the most crucial and is headed by the prime minister, whom we have yet to nominate but most likely is the champion of champions, the caliph of caliphs, the maharani of SiPM (M), YB Minah Black. We call it the the Ministry of Prime Ministerial Services or PMS for short.

There you have it. Five people, five ministries, one country, one vision.

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