In 1Malaysia, everything explodes

What a day yesterday was.

A smackdown on a city called Ipoh, exploding to smithereens the very idea of 1Malaysia, according to DAP's Lim Kit Siang. We have to agree with him.

In the following days, much will be argued about what happened in Perak. Much to be said, expressed and maybe a few candles lit in the inky blackness of the night.

Of course, the police, who have proven effective to police fashion sense, will not have any of this. No black, no candles, no gathering. And they shall be in full force to ensure these rules are adhered to.

Forget about crimes like snatch thefts, murders, robberies and such. Those are harder to track but not as subversive to the state as wearing black, gathering somewhere and holding a candle.

That is a crime.

And one more thing, you cannot sit too long on the speaker's chair. That's like squatting around. Punishable with being dragged and dumped in a room. This is 1Malaysia, where life is explosive and everything explodes.

The Siber Party of Malaysia (M) had never thought politics was a wrestling match and is now minded by the saying about politics in this time of swine flu, "Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty, but the pig likes it!"

Damn right! Boom. Boom. Pow. Time.