Al-Fatihah to Khir Johari: Limerickal Tribute

This is our tribute to the man who made education better before his successors screwed it. Other people have their two cents but we have our three limericks

Khir Johari was a mate of Tunku
They talked but also did do
For the party and the country
For all and sundry
They were gentlemen true and through

Khir Johari was a man so brave
Never a kris did he wave
He just did what he had to do
He did it all through and true
And even had time for a rave

There was a man named Khir Johari
Who lived a life quite merry
He did all things well
Made all things swell
We salute his life with toasts of whisky

We welcome contributions of limericks to eulogise pak khir.... As long as it does not rhyme with akhir!