Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Sex, Smut and Spiritualism

Azan Isyak update: To JAIS here's a basic primer on pornography! And to those who wants to evade JAIS, snog in open, busy public places because JAIS officers only skulk in quiet areas... ;)

Even Jeff Ooi's has smut on his blog. Not once but twice!

Not since the holding hands in klcc saga have we seen the invasion of couple's rights to show public display of affection (clothes not off of course).

Nor since the Zouk KL raid have we seen a controversial religious raid too!

It brings to mind that even if the religious authorities were to use video footages as evidence in court, isn't it necessary for the religious authorities to obtain a court order first?

But lately not only the authorities have gone mighty religious but we also have our fellow brothers and sisters in Muslim Consumer Association of Malaysia PPIM have gone nuts trying to enforce their dietary requirements onto the rest of the nation.

The complaint was about the cross that appears on the delicious Wall's ice cream buiscuit Moo. Despite the food product being certified halaal, apparently eating the cross-like design that appears on the biscuit can throw you off your faith or aqeedah because of some new tactic Christian mind warfare.

Maybe they think that the Christians have developed some new kind of nerve gas that is placed in the cross that will make you want to convert like Lina Joy.

Maybe not...

Speaking of coonversions I read in yesterday's Star about Kamariah Ali. This was the statement from the Judge Mohammad Abdullah:

“Based on the facts provided by officer Wan Mohamad Wan Yaakob, the court found that the accused was still a Muslim when she declared apostasy at Besut Lower Syariah Court on July 21, 2005”
Doh! How can the court find one is not an apostaste when one has made a court declaration that she is an apostate?

But I digress. Coming back to the diet-zealous Muslims, I have no problem if they don't want to buy the product for what ever reason, but don't force it on me please. Thank you.

I have also heard from the brother network that some people are trying to ban mathematics because of the addition symbol, send a protest note to the Queen of England because the St George's cross does not represent the Muslim population in England and making a complain to JKR that all crossroads to be turned into rounadbouts or be called 4-way junction.

I don't think they will stop there. I have already heard rumours about certain religious quarters wanting to ban the turkey from setting shores to Malaysia for Christmas and thus depriving many and myself included the merry festivities of eating and drinking associated with that holiday season.

Oh well. If you want to have all these headache-making-idiotic news not appear in Malaysia, vote for us!

With that we will leave you with more sex, flesh (the halaal kind too) and spiritualism! Enjoy the clip!

2 comments:

Mydeen Aboo Backer said...

Penuh dendam, dia bilang, "Fuck You !"

The rallying cry of a disenfranchised generation, raised on the grain of MTV and the Internet, fattenned on the wealth of their fathers and weaned of the jobs and economic prosperity they were promised.

Fuck You.

Mat Merah said...

Ish ish ish... Azan Isyak pun boleh buat update.

Apa depa semua buat kat surau, sembang pasal puak puak JAIS yang pakai kamera video?

Perbuatan tak senonoh yang memang bukan cara Islam tapi mencemari dan menghina Islam.

Go make a movie, you perverts! Or go conduct security checks instead of getting your kicks from someone else's kopi korek action.