Friday, March 23, 2007

Kuliyyah Jummat (2) : FACM Atromen KJ Selamat Ken Lah Kami!!!


Pic source: Maverick SM

Kembali kita untuk edisi petang kuliyyah Jummat minggu ini.

Seperti yang telah dijanjikan minggu lepas kita akan akhiri Kuliyyah Jumaat kita dengan Indeks Korupsi SiPM.

Minggu ini indeksnya seperti berikut:

Indeks Korupsi SiPM 23 Mac 2007
1. Johari Baharum: 10 mata
2. Abdullah Ahmad Badawi: 2 mata
3. Khairy Jamaluddin: -5 mata

Ramai pasti akan tertanya kenapa KJ mendapat -5 mata minggu ini.

Ini kerana saya tertarik dengan surat pembaca Malaysiakini yang telah mencadangkan KJ untuk menjadi Ketua BPR.

Atromen makhlok yae sangat mulio
Atromen manusio biaso
Tak dok sapo hok yae dapat lawe dio...
Dulu KJ diselar sebagai 'Autarman', tetapi kalau dicalonkan (secara rasmi) sebagai Ketua BPR yang baru, Pak Lah boleh meneruskan peperangannya menentang rasuah!

KJ akan mendapat kuasa untuk membaik-pulih kerajaan dan juga sistem politik Malaysia.

KJ boleh menjadi Ultraman yang sebenar dan menyelamatkan Malaysia!
Bulehnyo betuka rupo
Gapo sajo lawenyo
Dimano pun juo tetap ado
N0k tulong kito
Dengan kuasa itu KJ akan dapat menolong semua rakyat Malaysia yang dibelengu oleh masalah korupsi dan juga ahli politik yang mencuri duit rakyat untuk kepentingan sendiri ataupun politik mereka!
Selamat ken lah kami
Selamat... ken bumi
Dok harap ken nyo batue
Dari Atromen...
Selain dari beralihnya kuasa politik ke SiPM, perlantikan KJ mungkin menjadi jawapan rakyat Malaysia untuk kembali membenteras rasuah dengan berkesan!
Hidup pun jadi ame
Tak dok lagi gangue
Darilah Raksaso Deneso
Dan jugok gapo sajo...
Dan apabila KJ berjaya, maka tiadalah lagi buaya rasuah dah korupsi diMalaysia. Tiada lagi masaalah seperti kes Johari Baharom, Zulkipli Mat Noor, Kasidah Gaddam dan lain lain!
(Repeat All 3x)
Tetapi kalau KJ dicalonkan secara rasmi dan menolak jawatan Ketua BPR, maka SiPM terpaksa menambahkan 1000 mata kerana tidak serius menangani rasuah dan korupsi.

Sekian, Salam Jumaat!

inspirasi dari the Malay Male.

9 comments:

Azer Mantessa said...

this is what i call, creativity with skill unlike that kickdefella of boggers united.

hampa mang lawak sungguh.

nak tanya yb maya sat, merah atromen to merah liverpool ka atau merah manchester united?

ehem .... answer wisely pls :D

Anonymous said...

test

Anonymous said...

dear sipm,
since si batu and sudin girl are so intimate why do they need to comment in each other's blog. i can imagine si batu hard like a rock and sudin as innocent as a girl lying on a bed and commenting on each other's blog. is that necessary?
anti-khalwat.

Anonymous said...

dear sipm,
i sent the below to nuraina samad. but she being a heroine of the freedom of expression did not publish it. anyway, my qustion is jeff ooi claims that he and three other bloggers had an exclusive interview with dr ooi. is that possible - four bloggers and an utusan journalist interviewing - to be called an exclusive interview? or is jeff ooi shiok sendiri? or just journalist wanna be? getting a hard on interviewing an academican?
ingin tahu.

Anonymous said...

dear sipm,
did you know that rusdi mustapha is www.barkingmagpie.blogspot.com? apa ni? najib's close associate who using whacking pak lah anonymously? pasquele as rusdi calls himself has been so anti-establishment. is that a reflection that joceline tan's article in the star about najib and pak lah is just pr. the fact that rusdi is so unhappy with pak lah shows that it is the same for his boss, najib. what say you? and why is rusdi not a gentlemen blogger. anyway rusdi and rocky are mabuk kaki at npc.
anti-hypocrite.

Mat Merah said...

Azer, merah Atromen is merah lampu merah. Depa KJ tu hanya main kat MyTeam aje.

To the various anonymous, tu nama populer tu, bloggers named or anonymous do what they do best - blog and comment the way they deem fit.

They have a right to write just as we have a right to read and respond.

Also, those who preach and fail to practise, well their deeds speak for themselves.

Everyone becomes the monster they hate, sooner or later.

It could be Atromen one day, a blogger the next day.

Depa depa tu macam pemberita jugak lah, only as good as their last byline.

Dek Mat said...

dear anonymous(anti-khalwat)

you have a weird imagination. we do not know of si batu and sudin girl being intimate. whether it was necessary for them to comment in each other's blog, we don't care. hey man no censorship in internet! ;)

anti-anti-khalwat dek mat

Dek Mat said...

dear anonymous (ingin tahu)

err what did u send to nuraina samad?
anyway, we think that jeff ooi's english is bad but that's our personal opinion. however we refuse to comment on ur accusation.

if u think that his definition of "exclusive" is wrong, please bring it up to jeffooi.screenshots@gmail.com

on his shiok-sendiriness, journo-wanabism or hard-ons, we don't know, simply because we are not jeff ooi. we have a similar solution as above ie. please bring it up to jeffooi.screenshots@gmail.com

thanks! :)

Dek Mat said...

dear anonymous (anti-hypocrite)

rushi who?

there's nothing wrong with being establishment: just don't commit corruption, rape, murder and plunder innocents.

what jocelin tan article? url?

err which articles condemn who?

apekejadah itu gentlemen blogger?

are u trying to make us spend more time reading than drinking?

eeeek!

tak-mabuk-kaki-tapi-kaki-mabuk dek mat