Sunday, May 20, 2007

Fix Those Leaky Men in Parliament!!!

Oh. My. Gawd.

I soooo like cannot believe what I read in the NST yesterday.

It seems like some of my fellow MPs just can't stop their verbal diarrhoea, even when they try to 'apologise'.

From the NST:

"We are apologising to all women. OK. Thank you, I have to catch a flight," Bung Mokhtar said as he left without answering a barrage of questions from journalists at the Women, Family and Community Development Ministry."

Wow. This is like sooo sincere!

And this is what Shahrizat said:

"When I walked in the room, they both stood with their hands up and apologised for what had happened."

Err sounds to me that these MPs, Mohd Said and Bung Mokhtar are treating it like a joke!

I am like sooooo furious!

Perhaps there is a way to stop these chauvinistic and sexist men MPs from leaking verbal diarrhoea from their mouths once and for all...

...with our own special sanitary pads. Preferably dirty ones!

Bung Mokhtar- Bung it with a sanitary pad!

Mohd Said - Patch that eye as well for closing another eye on his
verbal diarrhoea towards us women!

Their so called 'remorseful' excuses are sooo like lip-service!

I am sooo infuriated and I am, like, so proud of the support given to me by the boys Mat Merah, Dek Mat, Mydeen Aboo Backer and Tatak Sombong.

They bought me a new leather whip and two DHL boxes to throw my dirty pads into so that I could deliver them to these very 'remorseful' MPs.

Men like Bung and Mohd Said deserve to be treated worse dontcha think so sistas?!!! But I am just, like, too nice sometimes...

I have only one thing to say to these men before I gag their mouth with REAL used sanitary pads, you just have to, like, treat us women with R.E.S.P.E.C.T!!!


Anonymous said...

Save some of those pads for the Sharizat character... She has no shame either

BlogDirectory said...

they're un-fix-able already. No cure either. whats the hope of our BolehLand... i doubt

Mat Merah said...

When something cannot be fixed, it just has to be replaced.

Time for all to take their online bluster and make it happen in the real world.

Dek Mat said...

mat merah: indeed! it's time to vote them out and vote SiPM in!!!

Azer Mantessa said...

*This comment is dedicated only to YB Maya Minah Black so the rest of you guys, please shove off. TQ. Appreciate it.

YB Maya Minah Black,

Hope the prose below can cheer you up:

To you guys who are insensitive
Menstruation is a gift
Life teach us in many ways
Be patient: There is another day


Anonymous said...

Penduduk2 cyber duk kecoh dan bising. hangpa semua senyap aje. baguih la begitu.

mich said...

hmmm, somehow this newly approved pill by FDA in US called Lybrel arrived at the very weird timing with the fix-leak issue here ler...
Stop the bleeding by pill?

Anonymous said...

Hey, where are u guys? Split, spit and schism in bloghood. Can't wait to read your comment on this.
Can't resist this: RR must be having the last laugh. Perhaps he was really on to something with his rectum analogy. LoL.

Hmm wonder what video u'd choose. I think the Byrds "Turn, Turn, Turn" wd be nice.

coolooc said...

The malay pig have drawn up a plan to displace all non-malays. They are discriminating against all non-malays. More and more non-malays are leaving.

You know why he/she need to leave……….? It is all because of those idiots who voted for the pig government to chase those talents out of this country.

This scenario would stay.

They would prefer to remain backward, so long as they are in control over you and me. I think they enjoy seeing non-malays 'begging' all the time.

Even though they are left far behind Korea, Taiwan and now Thailand is coming up strong. To them these are not competitors. In their narrow mind, the 'enemies' are local non-malays. Must suppress, by all means.

All malay pig are programmed to be promoted much faster ahead of non-malays the moment they join University Malaya. Soon University Malaya will be dominated by malay pig and the ranking will slip further.

Most of the malay pig in Malaysia cannot think clearly, their mind and thinking are clouded by such things as comfort zone, frog-in-a-well syndrome, ignorance, racial pride, stubbornness, etc.

aston said...

Ask all malay pig go back to Indonesia.

The malay pig make Malaysia become rubbish country. Without malay pig in Malaysia - Malaysia country will become same as Singapore or Taiwan.

Where malay pig came from? Indonesia? Arab? Africa? What happened to our Orang Asli? They are the original settlers here, they should be the true real bumiputras. Not the babiputras we have here.

What is wrong with the babiputras? Highest crime rates, highest divorce rates, highest number of criminals, highest number of drug users, highest number of rapists.

A genetically flawed race (babiputras) cannot be fixed by politically.

What have we got now?

Brain drain, economic disparity getting wider, poor education system, racial segregation, widespread corruption, inefficiency and uncompetitive on the government departments and others.

Sad. Sad. Sad. The question asked by many of my fellow Chinese is this - Why can't you just tell the malay pig to adopt Chinese culture which is superior?

It makes no difference whether I am a Chinese, Indian or for that matter, anyone else, even a Mat Salleh. I am speaking as a human being to a malay pig like you.

If you malay pig don't like the non-malays here, then go back to Sumatra, Jawa, or wherever your ancestors came from, and give this land back to its rightful master, the Orang Asli.

If Malaysia is to divide into two countries with malay pig taking the east, and the west to the Chinese and the Indians - watch that the malay pig starting to migrate to the west illegally for a better future.

It is no wonder Singapore is a country which is 50 years ahead of Malaysia.

You know something - once outside the perimeters of Malaysia, these malay pig are so small in value even a dog has more value than them!

Everything in Malaysia is a joke when it comes to the malay pig. They are laughed at by everyone in this world for being incompetent, lazy, useless morons.

From research, this peninsular was part of the Siamese empire way before these malay pig from Indonesia invaded it.

Still so thick skin, don't want to go back to Indonesia.

samp said...

Yes, a lot of non-malays in Malaysia are leaving this country. But what the hell, they (babiputras) don't care. They are happy that we leave.

I do agree with you of those you mentioned, our country is stepping backward, we are loosing in all aspects and yet overdue and retard ministers are still available on shelf. The ministers think that they are the only ones capable and qualified to be there and not replaceable, otherwise the country could collapse.

Looking at Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq likes looking at this country future. The well connected babiputras are getting richer. This government is spoon feeding the babiputras at this nation expense. I am sick of this country too.

My advise is let them rot in their own stew.

The Barisan government has achieved 0% in reversing the trend of racism.

While South Africa has disbanded racism through the government's initiative after the global news onslaught, our Malaysia government leaders are propagating RACISM and FACISM in every way.

In term of racism, we are the most uncivilised country in the world. Look into our neighbouring countries of Asia, they are advancing economically on a straight forward objective, for their citizens.

Whereas we are moving in deviationist path, widely off the international economic theory for the sole objective, of propelling the well being of a supreme race.

Mahathir era is over, here we have Badawi. Is he changing the trend? Not a single sign of it.

How about the future under Nazib? Sad, sad. They have more camouflage in readiness.

Hey, you pathetic cow and all the malay pig who have the same feeling/thinking like them. You malay pig don't feel shame being spoon feed by government using the taxpayers money?

I guess all the protection policy make you all even more lazy and narrow minded and stupid. The majority of you malay pig once step out of the Malaysia soil will sure starve to death.

Hoy, I think you malay pig should try some pork meat once a while to make you more intelligent a bit. Look at around the world region, anti pork meat countries are mostly rippled with starving and war or worst, non-stop crying for government policy protection.

Fact is fact when you malay pig are stupid is always stupid - although it can be help by consistent protection and nourishment policy but the end result will not go far because the quality of gene is there.

Azer Mantessa said...

coolooc, aston, samp:

so sorry for your sad childhood upbringing :D