Kuliyah Muharram: Cabaran Hijrah 1430 (atau cara-cara untuk menaikkan harga minyak)

Adakah anda kebingungan kerana harga minyak terlalu rendah?

Adakah anda risau dengan kekurangan pendapatan dari pada harga minyak kerana harga minyak terlalu rendah?

Adakah anda tidak berpuas hati kerana harga barang masih lagi mahal sedangkan harga minyak murah?

Senang sahaja untuk mengatasi masalah ini :)

Serang saja Palestin dan insya-Allah harga minyak akan naik USD5 sehari.

Dengan itu, sempena tahun baru hijrah 1430 marilah kita sama sama renungkan cabaran tahun ini dengan senandung ahli nujum Sheryl Crow yang menceritakan tentang malapetaka yang dunia kita akan hadapi kerana emas hitam ini.

Bak kata ahli nujum itu, dimana ada taik disitu pasti ada lalat.

Gasoline

Way back in the year of 2017
The sun was growing hotter
And oil was way beyond its peak
When crazy Hector Johnson broke into a refinery
And the black gold started flowing
Just like Boston tea

It was the summer of the riots
And London sat in sweltering heat
And the gangs of Mini Coopers
Took the battle to the streets
But when the creed was handed down
For no more trucks and no more cars
They threw cans of petrol through the windows at Scotland Yard

Gasoline
Will be free, will be free
Gasoline
Will be free, will be free

When the Mounties stormed the palace of the Saudi family
They held them up for ransom
Without disturbing their high tea
But their getaway was shaky
They stalled in the Riyadh streets
Cause you can't make it very far
When your tank is on empty

The final can of gasoline was loaded on a truck
And driven through the streets of Agra to the palace aquaduct
You see, all the majesty of worship that once adorned these fatal halls
Was just a target to the angry
As they blew up the Taj Mahal

Gasoline
Will be free, will be free
Gasoline
will be free, will be free

Gary ran a market way down in Tennessee
Where all the farmers got together and talked about this great country
But when the government turned its back on farming
Man, what I hear
They dragged the pumps out of the ground
With a big vintage John Deere

I've got soldiers on my payroll
Standing guard on my front drive
Snipers on the roof poised at those
Who don't want me alive
Cause they audited my taxes
My family under threat
Cause I've got a message and a megaphone
And I'll scream it to the death

Gasoline
Will be free, will be free
Gasoline
Will be free, will be free

You got the farms in Argentina
Making fuel from sugar cane
You got the bastards in Washington
Afraid of popping the greed vain
Cause the money's in the pipeline
And pipeline's running dry
And we'll be the last to recognize
Where there's shit there's always flies