Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Imam Hadhari Cures Jeff Ooi of Superstition (N.A.J.I.S)

Yesterday, as Jeff Ooi launched his political career, he dumfounded everybody again by saying:

"I have stopped being superstitious in believing the promises of Abdullah Badawi"
Oh no!

Not Another Jeff Internet Speak!

The quote has resulted in SiPM translation servers to crash several times. Even after cold reboot, the servers were unable to restart. Backups from previously successful restarts had to be deployed.

As such SiPM will be depending on the services of Mentera Institute of Learning Foundation for Political Research On Nationalism (MILF-PRON) for translation.

Other 3rd party vendors say that it will require a sizeable cluster fo cray computers 12 years to compute the translation.

However, Bukkake Network contractors are quoting RM3billion for the potential translation project.

Sometimes we need "a little less emo" because it will give us "more incomprehensible lyrics"...


Azer Mantessa said...

i have no idea what u ppl and him r talking about...


ol de besh to him for entering de world of hypocrites and becoming one.

Mat Merah said...

Neither do we actually! But we like the way you think, azer mantessa!

guess it is par for the course... birds of a feather flock together, no?

Azer Mantessa said...

ooo man, when i was in africa, the crows are in varieties of colors ... black, white, red, white-red, brown ... in varieties. they do flock together.

they do insult us cats with their noises: in politics, there is no black or white; in politics, everything is possible and everything is not possible; in politics, there is no friend and there is no enemy.