Stefani's Sweet Escape from Pious Protesters
The good news is that Gwen Stefani's Sweet Escape concert is on tonight! Notwithstanding the protests.
And despite what our detractors say, and of course we defend their right to say what they want to say (it is a free country in the internet anyway), we want to share something that could shed some light into why they do what they do.
A Saudi couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counselling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
Ahmed asks, "We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women.
But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
"Well, okay," says Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allah Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"Allah Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem)," says the Mullah.
"Woman on top?" Ahmed asks.
"Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah Akbar. Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure! Allah Akbar!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Allah Akbar!"
"Can I do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"
"You may indeed. Allah Akbar!"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No, absolutely not!" says the Mullah."
"Why not?" asks the man.
"Because that could lead to dancing!"
Yeah! How true!
1 comment:
I think that the islamic agencies and PAS are over-reacting on the concert where gren stefani will be performing. This kind of issue has long been circulating in our country. I agree with the opinions of certain people that usually women are always blamed for indecency but in reality, actually those immoral acts are made by men who have perveted and lewd minds. It is actually men who should be blamed. We have always blamed women for sexy and indecent clothing but have we ever heard allegations that men wear sexy or indecent clothes that bare their bodies. Some men don't even wear shirts when they are at their house. But when it comes to women, people will cause a furore even if they wear a sleeveless shirt especially women who are Muslims. In my opinion, the more you restrict on clothing, the more curious men would be. They shouldn't be making a fuss on Gen Stefani for such a small matter but instead change the minds of the people by inculcate mature minds and good moral values so that the people would restrain themselves from doing anything immoral. They should make the people understand good civics and not restraining them. Men in our country are easily sexually aroused even when they see women wearing sleeveless clothes which reveal their neck or shoulder. Why does this happen? Why people from western countries do not have such arousement? Is it because we produce more sex hormones? No! It's because these men have never seen women showing many of their skin before that they become so curious and sexually aroused when they can finally see them. For western people, they felt normal as though there is nothing sexy about women wearing clothes which reveals their necks, shoulders or even their cleavage. Why is this so? It's because this has become a norm to them that they do not feel anything wrong about it. They can just treat them as a normal human being without being sexually aroused. Covering women up with thick clothing as though they are hideous creatures will not prevent any indecency or immoral acts. This is because it is nature that made men attracted to women. It's natural that men are attracted to women. From the perspective of the religion, it is God that made it to be like this. I have concluded that if we keep on making such a fuss about this small matter it would make men want to know more about women. In the end, our men will constantly have those lewd minds while women will constantly be blamed and discriminated. We should make the people understand and inculcate good moral valuse so that they will have a mature mind so that they won't indulge themselves in any indecet acts.
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