We want you

Since we released our manifesto and party symbol, we've had quite a few supporters tell us that they would vote for us, uncontested or not. We at the Siber Party of Malaysia (M) would like to thank you for your support, and we will endeavour to serve you better in Parliament, now that we have 5 times more YBBs than we had in the last session. Yes, we want you. For without you, there can be no elections and there can be no democratic process, as we are all guaranteed in the constitution.

As the campaigning period runs into its closing phase, all the contesting parties are going to be saying they want you. They will promise development, a change in how things are done and even a bright and rosy future for you and your kids. They will plead, beg, threaten, cajole and mislead, all in the name of getting your mandate this Saturday. They will even get folk who are supposed to be unbiased to tell their side of the story.

They want you, and they want you real bad. As a voter, you are not going to be sucked up to like this for the next five years, so make the best of it. Ask the right questions, and more importantly, remember what was promised and not delivered. You don't want to be making the same mistakes now, do you ?

If you're still confused after all the differing policies and manifestos, just go to the ballot and place your X, for that in itself would be a vote for the Siber Party of Malaysia (M). Don't worry, transportation has been arranged. And you can now look all pretty and dolled up by painting your nails, since the EC has made policy reversal #2,482,339 and decided not to use indelible ink to ensure that double voting does not happen. Maybe we should all show them the finger anyway, just to let them know what we think.

And when that's done with, go home and watch a DVD or five, after all, it wont be long before DVDs will be as scarce as honest politicians with the Replacement for the Bitches. Inspite of that animal world record, the chickens are apparently not happy with the announcement that their income will be cut. They had better not be complaining too much before they find themselves sleeping with abundant fishes.

Yes, SiPM too wants you. Just the touch of your hand behind a closed door. Only you.